Saturday, January 24, 2009

Last Night's Trip

So, Josh is back in town. He brought a friend (Bridger). Me, Kelly, Max, Josh, and Bridger went to a house party way early around 8:45 or so. I got a gram of shrooms and started to eat those. Not much was going on. People were slightly bored. We made one or two car trips.

On the second car trip I had started tripping. No one was at the party yet, and we had found out the DJ was starting at midnight. It was like 10ish. We picked up Josh's bro Jeremy. We rolled round back. There was background music, but shit still hadn't started.

Sometime soon later after chilling with Jeremy more, I found out that he was interested in shrooms. I told him about the good shit Jimmy had and told him he should try some. Jeremy got a gram, and said this would be the first time he has tripped shrooms.

We discovered the smoking room, and chilled out there for a minute. It was getting about time for the DJ to begin. And we went back upstairs. Once the party was on, everyone was dancing. That place was crazy, and then the song of the night "Dick in her face" (or some such shit). Shit was crazy.

The night went smoothly from this point forward. My trip was everything I wanted it to be. I only drank water and told the haters to fuck off. I met a hippy chick named either Mellisa or Michele. Didn't smoke much more. Continued to dance my ass off. Oh, there was this awesome group of asian dudes that approved of my dance moves.

This one picked me up from the back of my shirt. I wasn't sure what he wanted me to do. He started doing a bit of crip walking while still holding me. I got the idea, nodded my head, and then busted out some funky foot work. Everyone was like "DAmn! Shit was sweet.

Around 3am I had nearly exhausted myself. For most of the rest of the night I just chilled and enjoyed watching others. I was still feeling the shrooms. It was chill.

Eventually my chill moved to the basement around 3:45 or so. The music wrapped up with some Rick James - Suppa Fly, followed by Kris Kross - Jump Jump. There might have been one or two more songs after. Shit was tight. At about 4:15 we packed up and into the car. Josh was the driver and had just finished his last beer for the night.

We took people home that needed to go home, and then Me, Josh, and Bridger had the best idea ever. 5am IHOP. Fuck yeah. We did that shit. Bridger asked the waitress for some jungle juice, and she just busted out laughing. It was so chill. I also met a real life Ruff Ryder (one of those motorcycle dudes). He had the chain and all. It was cool. We had amazing food and headed back to the crib.

This morning was chill. Wake and bake. Still waiting on a shower. In fact, I think I will do that now.

Edit: I forgot to mention that I tipped each of the 2 DJs $20. I believe that a good performer deserves compensation. I would want someone to do the same for me. Spread the love. Good music is hard to come by.

Friday, January 23, 2009

Typical Friday

Josh is back in town. Party tonight at Jimmy's.

Work has been smooth for the past couple of days. Busy but smooth.

Josh came into town last night. Random people were around and about chilling. I hung out with Neighbor Joe after selling him a bag. We smoked a little out of it then watched Pineapple Express. Let me tell you, that movie is all sorts of semi-awkard to watch around clients. Actually, for most small time dealers it is slightly awkward.

We are totally middle men.

Anywho, party tonight. Hope to re-up, as I am running on E. I will be getting some more blunt weed too on Saturday. Shit rocks.

Bout to go chill for the day. Weekend should be tight.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

About to go to work

Hope I don't get fucked.

Real quick sales recap... $50 for sunday nights party ($20 for shrooms, $30 to tip the DJs). $50/8th saturday morning (dave). $60/8th (jackson - shroomer), $25/1.75g (joe-neigh). Fuck I need more weed.

Yesterday around 6 I got a call from my co-worker/friend Adam. He asked how it was going and reminded me about the records he was picking up. He also said that my boss was acting a little strange about me being sick yesterday. It seemed like he was fishing. I didn't make mention of sunday night.

I hope my boss isn't pissed at my drug use. Sunday night parties are not the norm for me. And that night was far from normal. I met up with Jackson and got some more info. Apparently there were trannys at the party. I did not hallucinate that shit. And according to Jackson, he was seen them at another party. So apparently I am going to have to be on the look out for trannys. I don't want no dicks on my chicks.

Nearly ready for work. Hopefully shit goes smoothly. From here on out it should be fine. Probably sometime in feb/march I will try to get those certs. Shit is annoying.

Oh, and party plans for next weekend and for feb 13th.

Monday, January 19, 2009

Transcript

(the beginning was lost)

From ME
12:51am: ->texas: in a dnc rom / rave
1:14am: ->cj: this party is killer prob too late thg
2:47am: ->texas: is it always this intense?
2:49am: ->texas: yeah. rides. working
2:52am: ->texas: not quite. but I am trying. its cool.
2:55am: ->texas: you are right. I just a ride. and my weed is making me really paranoid.
3:00am: ->texas: just got to make it though.
3:01am: ->texas: for sure. it can be difficult
3:13am: ->texas: no I got a really bad vibe. strong paranoia
3:34am: ->texas: i will make it and feel shitty. and have regrets. but it all is about learning and knowledge
9:21am: ->max: thank you so much for the ride. I am finally coming down and starting to feel better.

from others to ME:
8:54pm: texas: Nice super mario! Were they gold caps?
8:59pm: texas: Thats cool dude tell me when you start trippin balls
9:02pm: texas: Did you just eat em straight up
9:04pm: texas: Thats gross dude i put them on a burger or something. Drink some oj or take some vitamin c pills it will increase your trip
9:08pm: texas: damn last week i had like 2 grams of the sickest shrooms they were black and still had cow shit on them
10:18pm: texas: nice are you feeling them yet
10:31pm: texas: I like the sound of that 2 grams of good shrooms should do the trick
11:26pm: texas: Are seeing any thing
11:34pm: texas: Like what
11:38pm: texas: Whats difficult?
11:57pm: Cold Tits: Is it worth comn frm buckle
11:58pm: Cold Tits: U gt mushroom?
11:58pm: texas: Ha thats hilarious have you done shrooms before
12:01am: Cold Tits: Damn bro i wish i could come but im too drnk to drive haha
12:05am: Cold Tits: Damn well shit bro that sucks cuz i cnt drive ...next time u gt mushroms call me...i wnt sme
12:08am: Cold Tits: U serious? Cuz we i com dwn im lookn for X or mushrooms...i cnt fnd shrooms... :(
12:10am: texas: At least your having a good trip your 1st time
12:12am: Cold Tits: Dude wait til friday ima call u bro n ima need some n me n u r gna party like a rock star haha
12:14am: Cold Tits: Fo show haha ill proball b down n apin friday for a party
12:36am: texas: Damn how many grams did you buy
12:40am: texas: You are gonna be trippin well into the morning i hope you dont have to do tomorrow
12:47am: texas: Goes by super slow right
12:50am: texas: So what are you doing while your trippin
12:52am: texas: Cool loud music and lights get laid on shrooms thatd be fuckin wierd
2:48am: texas: In the middle of the trip is the hardest you gotta ride it out
2:51am: texas: You alright dude
2:54am: texas: Just hang in there remember its all just a trip thats gonna end
3:00am: texas: Thats right just think happy thoughts
3:02am: texas: I know what you mean man are you still at the party
3:21am: texas: That was a smart choice hey man im tired as shit ima pass out hand in there man i know you will make it
9:30am: Kelly: Her r u okay??


Together:
8:54pm: texas: Nice super mario! Were they gold caps?
8:59pm: texas: Thats cool dude tell me when you start trippin balls
9:02pm: texas: Did you just eat em straight up
9:04pm: texas: Thats gross dude i put them on a burger or something. Drink some oj or take some vitamin c pills it will increase your trip
9:08pm: texas: damn last week i had like 2 grams of the sickest shrooms they were black and still had cow shit on them
10:18pm: texas: nice are you feeling them yet
10:31pm: texas: I like the sound of that 2 grams of good shrooms should do the trick
11:26pm: texas: Are seeing any thing
11:34pm: texas: Like what
11:38pm: texas: Whats difficult?
11:57pm: Cold Tits: Is it worth comn frm buckle
11:58pm: Cold Tits: U gt mushroom?
11:58pm: texas: Ha thats hilarious have you done shrooms before
12:01am: Cold Tits: Damn bro i wish i could come but im too drnk to drive haha
12:05am: Cold Tits: Damn well shit bro that sucks cuz i cnt drive ...next time u gt mushroms call me...i wnt sme
12:08am: Cold Tits: U serious? Cuz we i com dwn im lookn for X or mushrooms...i cnt fnd shrooms... :(
12:10am: texas: At least your having a good trip your 1st time
12:12am: Cold Tits: Dude wait til friday ima call u bro n ima need some n me n u r gna party like a rock star haha
12:14am: Cold Tits: Fo show haha ill proball b down n apin friday for a party
12:36am: texas: Damn how many grams did you buy
12:40am: texas: You are gonna be trippin well into the morning i hope you dont have to do tomorrow
12:47am: texas: Goes by super slow right
12:50am: texas: So what are you doing while your trippin
12:51am: ->texas: in a dnc rom / rave
12:52am: texas: Cool loud music and lights get laid on shrooms thatd be fuckin wierd
2:47am: ->texas: is it always this intense?
2:48am: texas: In the middle of the trip is the hardest you gotta ride it out
2:49am: ->texas: yeah. rides. working
2:51am: texas: You alright dude
2:52am: ->texas: not quite. but I am trying. its cool.
2:54am: texas: Just hang in there remember its all just a trip thats gonna end
2:55am: ->texas: you are right. I just a ride. and my weed is making me really paranoid.
3:00am: ->texas: just got to make it though.
3:00am: texas: Thats right just think happy thoughts
3:01am: ->texas: for sure. it can be difficult
3:02am: texas: I know what you mean man are you still at the party
3:13am: ->texas: no I got a really bad vibe. strong paranoia
3:21am: texas: That was a smart choice hey man im tired as shit ima pass out hand in there man i know you will make it
3:34am: ->texas: i will make it and feel shitty. and have regrets. but it all is about learning and knowledge
9:21am: ->max: thank you so much for the ride. I am finally coming down and starting to feel better.
9:30am: Kelly: Her r u okay??
9:30am: ->Kelly: i am doing better you? i have a lot of questions if you have some time
10:32am: max: No problem and I'm glad that happening

I'll cut it off there. I chatted with Kelly for a long while. My trip was really really intense. I will need to speak with Jimmy and make sure everything is cool. I can see why some people get tripped out on this stuff.

I am tripping so hard, hang in their james.

Kelly will give you a call between 9-12. You work at 1:30. You come down for a whole day. That will be what happens. Just remember. Lets not do this again. I would really appreciate it. You have given me a great insight into a world that could exist, but is likely all made up. If this is insanity? I don't think so, but right now I am talking to myself. I will be glad a wrote this to catalog this.

Time lines are important.


My cousin was there for me in txt form. I had this crazy feeling the entire world is ran by trannies that grow and hand out shroomz in order to get money. They know how everything works, and everyone is a part of it.

No one had a cure for this naughia, I almost feel like puking. I need to focus and not focus at the same time. I need to appoligize and enjoy. The world is not ran by trannies, but it could be, now that I think about it.... Hold my pillow

Sunday, January 18, 2009

The party was fucking phenomenal

At one point there were 37 people in my apartment.

It rocked. I got so drunk so fast, but shit it was fun.

We went to Walmart directly before and got $270 of snacks and food. Max gave me $60 towards this. A lot of it was paid by a gift card that I got from my job. Sweet shit.

I got a new phone yesterday. Still learning it.

This morning we went to Courier Cafe. Sid, Kelly, Amonti (sp?), Joe, Adam, His Wife, and Me. Was good.

Watched Notorious today with my Mom's. I give it a 8/10. Liked it, but wouldn't go out of my way to see it again. But I enjoyed it.

We got the apartment sparkly clean. Yay team effort!

In all the partying, the only thing to get broken was the stem of my bong. The most annoying part being replacing the inside thing... Hopefully that is easy, otherwise I might get a new one. But oh well.

Next party will be on the 13 of February.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

I can forgive the past, but I never forget it

This seems to contradict itself. Generally forgiving something means to wipe it clean from the slate. To say that "i never forget" means that you intend to hold it against them at some point, if need be. If you are going to hold it against them, then you have not forgiven them.

There was no more drama yesterday.

Work was interesting yesterday. My boss continues to poke fun at my drug use. He often asks me if I am high at work. I always tell him fuck no, as that shit is retarded. I have no intention of loosing my job due to drugs. If I don't have a job, how else can I get drugs?

In addition, we were told that by April 1st (no fools) we will each need to get two certifications. One being Network+, the other is an undetermined Microsoft cert. We are told that if we don't get these we will be fired. :-/ Harsh. Well, whatever. I am not going to worry about this shit until post my birthday.

So to change subjects, party is tomorrow. Should be hype. 25 guests on facebook. Plus 3 people from work. Plus cold tits (colton, friend from partying). Plus others. Shit should be awesome. I will need a good amount of alcohol and snacks tomorrow.

My co-worker was worried about smooking weed in front of his boss. I told him it wouldn't be a problem. Little does he know that his boss is a total stoner.

This morning is much like any other Thursday morning. Shitty as fuck. Fuck mornings.